kkey:

formulaoftheheart:

Oh hey Onew

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What are you doin’ there

…..

Those are some nice zombie arms

can we jsut

key

dirty-jonghyun:

absence may make the heart grow fonder but i still wanna punch you in the dick because who said you could do that

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

bluntcuntt:

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

I’m a pro at this

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

superhubbys:

its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me

 #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER

(Source: okhazel)